paint eating monkey 

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

paint eating monkey by tamahau March 2, 2003

paint eating monkey 

a monkey who eats paint

babbon in a paint shop who is hungry

paint eating monkey by Dustman January 12, 2002

Cheese eating surrender monkey 

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

Cheese eating surrender monkey by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

burger eating invasion monkey 

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

burger eating invasion monkey by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey 

Frenchman

Harry is a right cheese eating surrender monkey

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey by E.S.A.D March 19, 2009

monkey eating yogurt 

a code word for an asshole.

person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!

monkey eating yogurt by Creepy Carrie April 26, 2009

cheese-eating surrender monkey

n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.

"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."

cheese-eating surrender monkey by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004