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Eastpointe

A small suburb of Detroit, Michigan, and quite possibly the most uninteresting city in the Midwest. The only thing to do on any given night is to go to National Coney Island which is actually in Roseville, Michigan.

Eastpointe sits just north of Detroit, yet Detroit is starting to head north across 8 Mile and thus making Eastpointe more ghetto.

Because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night.

The only entertainment value in the city is to buy beer and throw a beer pong tournament, or sit in your buddy's garage and smoke hookah.

Basically, if you're not hungry, there is nothing to do in Eastpointe.
A) Hey! What do you want to do tonight?!
B) Let's go get CONEY!
A) But I'm not hungry. There's nothing to do but get food in Eastpointe.
B) Alright, lets go to Club Matteo and smoke hookah and drink beer.
A) CHEA! WE FINNA GO NOW!
Eastpointe by MyHopeIsInGod August 5, 2008
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eastland 

"Eastland Grocery" A store located in Cabramatta, Australia, in which there is a dense asian population. The Vietnamese name of the store sounds extremely alike to the word "dumb cunt". Instead of using the outdated word "dumb cunt" you would refer to someone as working at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: After 3000rpm the VTEC just flicks LA.
Normal Person: This guy must work at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: Hey, can you buy me some food?
eastland by dohc vtec July 16, 2008

eastland texas 

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.
Eastland texas has a corrupt legal system.
eastland texas by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

eastland mall 

A once nice mall in East Charlotte, now a GHETTO-fab armpit...The only nice part of the mall now that all the big stores except Belk and Sears have left or been turned into dicount dumps is an ice rink - Which is also the only place in the mall where you will find any white people anymore...Thats if you don't count the cops patrolling the area.
I went to Eastland Mall this Christmas for some shopping, some 5'6" 120lb punk with size 59 pants and a do-rag stabbed me in my lung with an ice-pick and stole my Carolina Panthers Ball Cap
eastland mall by Mr Ruduck July 28, 2006
When Ed finds ways to justify his purchases, decisions, or his past comments in the face of and in complete contradiction of his past assertions.
I still don't know how LinkedIn works. It might as well be Pinterest to me. I think have 1000 requests or something. Can I beat fill in name if I go accept them all? I always thought of LinkedIn as Facebook for hipsters. Too cool for social networking, not too cool for eNetworking.

"I just got Edsplained why he has no friends on LinkedIn"
Edsplain by edsucksandteslasrule January 25, 2022

eastlakin it

hangin out in the south east San Diego suburb of Eastlake acting all badass doing a whole lot of nothing and a bunch of drugs. Usually in a garage or open pad. Not willing to explore and try new things. Very closed minded and negative yet knows how things are that have never experienced.
me-YO bro u guys wanna go downtown and rage??

you-Na dude just eastlakin it tonight homies got an open pad and an 8 ball just gonna kick it here and then drive around in my bmw watching girls check me out because they like my whip (parents car)
me- your guys are so cool see ya later
eastlakin it by eastlakin it 4 life December 10, 2012