startled earwigs 

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.

Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".

startled earwigs by thekingdom August 4, 2009

earwigging 

Eavesdropping.

I believe I first heard this in a Goon Show (british radio comedy from the '50's)

Oi! Quit earwigging on my conversation!

earwigging by theKiwi July 23, 2005

Viking Earwig 

The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.

I'm taking this course of antibiotics because Erik gave me a nasty Viking Earwig.

Viking Earwig by Milla Mills September 26, 2012

earwiging 

To listen in on a coversation that isnt yours, being a nosey cunt really.

he was earwiging on our coversation on toms 'clap'

earwiging by Brownett July 28, 2005

mexican earwig 

While having sex with a girl, you stick a finger in her asshole/poopshoot/brown eye etc.

The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.

Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.

Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"

I guess that bitch doesnt like the mexican earwig...

mexican earwig by A_Dub June 11, 2006

EarWig

Someone who Can't hear a word you're saying; Typically someone who says "Huh" Many times.

David- "Vanessa you want to go to the mall?
Vanessa- "Huh?"

David- "You fucking earwig

EarWig by Big daddy jamal January 20, 2020

earwigging 

* Influencing someone by tirelessly talking to them
* Talking someone into something
* Functioning as a whisperer/secret counselor

He's been earwigging me to break up with her, insisting she's a slut.

earwigging by mersiren December 28, 2005