ear lock

The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.

Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.

by BgGb February 15, 2008

ear locks

Those curly "sideburns" on the side of your head if you're a Jew. otherwise, they're creepy.

"Hey! Nice ear locks, dude! I wanna grow me a pair!"

by August Larson February 10, 2007