by vevojak March 20, 2019
Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.
JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!
by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018
Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.
by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009
Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment
Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.
by kr80 December 20, 2018
by bLAJH bLAH March 2, 2017
The experience of being verbally assaulted by someone who has such a rapacious need to be listened to that you feel like you've been raped by words.
by Robert J. Smith, Jr. December 17, 2006
When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.
Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
by laughatlisa May 11, 2009