A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.
"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"
by twoeazy November 07, 2012
That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench
“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”
by Dottie Demento May 14, 2007