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The Philadelphia Eagels

1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.
"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"

The Philadelphia Eagels

The misspelling of an NFL team by somebody who accuses "Eagles" fans of being rednecks and retards, and needs to buy a mirror... and a dictionary.
The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
The Philadelphia Eagels by L August 9, 2007

Young Eagles Program 

Experienced pilots take kids up in an Aeoronica plane for about 20 minutes, to 1000'. The kids' names are recorded in the World's Largest logbook in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Over a Million kids have been given Wonderful rides! Airplane rides are Awesome!
What a Wonderful program the Young Eagles Program is! My kids got to fly with them 2x & my son got to actually Pilot the plane for Over 75% of the time! My kids Love the Young Eagles Program! Airplane rides are Fantastic!
Young Eagles Program by Starchylde September 11, 2016

Eagles Landing Middle School

Built with either the jappiest of JAPS wearing golden goose and aviator nation or Brazilian kids who live in the nicest parts of boca trying to act ghetto with their saggy pants and wife beaters. Eagles landing is known for their students "protecting the nest". When in reality they all hate each other.
Hey did you see that ratchet kid in the saggy polo pants? Yeah, He goes to Eagles Landing Middle School

Friedrich Engels

Born in November 28, 1820 ,Friedrich Engels was a German philosopher, communist, social scientist, journalist, businessman and son of a wealthy bourgeois owner of large textiles factories. Engels co-authored the Manifesto of the Communist party or also known as Communist Manifesto with Marx and also supported him financially.
''Just as Darwin discovered the law of development of organic nature, so Marx discovered the law of development of human history: the simple fact, hitherto concealed by an overgrowth of ideology, that mankind must first of all eat, drink, have shelter and clothing, before it can pursue politics, science, art, religion, etc.''
-Friedrich Engels

fly where eagles dare 

1. To be so ambitious as to lack hubris. To challenge the gods themselves. Often results in glorious failure.

2. An Iron Maiden song.
1. Icarus flew high into the sky with his wax wings, ignoring his father's warnings. The higher he flew the more the heat of the sun melted his wings, causing him to plummet to his death.

2. Dave saw a pair of crazy buffalo plaid pants in the store window display. He muttered "i shall fly where eagles dare" and marched inside.
fly where eagles dare by papa_jack December 15, 2009

eagles ending 

a movie that is good all the way through, but has a horrible ending.

this is due to the fact that the eagles always choke when it comes to the playoffs, which is why they always have a bad ending without a super bowl victory.
Jake: Wow, that shitty ending ruined the whole movie.
Tom: Yeah I know. What an eagles ending.
Jake: Indeed.
eagles ending by ronious January 10, 2010