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P.E.B.K.A.C. 

IT Helpdesk teminology/slang. The acronym stands for:

Problem exists between keyboard and chair

Definition being: The IT problem you are having exists between the chair you are sitting on and the keyboard you are using
Helpdesk Customer: I can't open my document

(Helpdesk operative checks the file and it opens fine)

Helpdesk Operative: Ahhh....I see now, this is caused by P.E.B.K.A.C.
P.E.B.K.A.C. by Ragsnot August 5, 2006
Girl: come at me, bitch!

girl #2: back up whore! IM THE C.E.B. UP IN THIS BITCH!
C.E.B. by jacksumbadges January 14, 2011
Overly Bragging Excessive Coolness. Used to describe somebody that is waaay too full of themselves and think that they're "all that".

Pronounced with all the letters flowing together, so it would be "obec".
In a game of dodgeball, an O.B.E.C. stands on one side, an opponent stands on the other.

The opponent throws the ball and misses. The O.B.E.C. throws the ball and just barely hits his opponent.

O.B.E.C.: "Ohhhhhh yeah did you see that shot? That was pure skill! You, my friend, are OUT! OUT OUT OUT OUT!"

Opponent mutters to his friend: "He's such an obec."

F.O.O.B.E.C. 

Follower Of O.B.E.C. Someone who is a follower or a wanna be of an O.B.E.C. A foobec will usually agree with whatever an obec says just to look cool.
Obec says to a guy: "Hey can I copy your homework?"

Guy: "Ummmmm....no."

Obec: "OH come ON! It's just HOMEWORK! He should let me copy, right Sam?"

F.O.O.B.E.C. (Sam): "Uhh...yeah! Yeah-er-you should let him man!"

C.E.B.S. 

I HAVE C.E.B.S.
C.E.B.S. by C.E.B.S November 23, 2014
Before Curry Era. Use this on a GSW bandwagon fag and leave them looking stupid.
"You weren't a fan when B.C.E.was around fuck off"
B.C.E. by Ricobreh June 13, 2017