dryhumpton 

Dryhumpton commonly known as a dryhump is an act of two people humping each other while dressed with no actual naked genital to genital contact or penetration. This practique is usually but not necessarily used as foreplay.
As pleasant as it may be, if performed for too long whithou ejeculation it can result in blueballs.

A: Man i had this chick i met on Okcupid over last night.
B: Cool, did you get laid?
A: Nah, dude we did a dryhumpton though.
B: And how was it?
A: I thought was gonna cum buckets but i couldn’t, so she gave me a head after.
B: Good for you because she could’ve just left you blueballing.
A: Ugh, don’t even talk about it.

dryhumpton by Omar_420_terrorist March 30, 2014

Dryhumphantly 

A successfully date that ALMOST led to sex

My date with that Mormon girl went Dryhumphantly

Dryhumphantly by Doteman January 24, 2013

dryhump 

To rub genital whith clothes on. Usually done by preteens who think thier bad

Ryan dryhumped his girlfriend

dryhump by Michael A Goodrich November 30, 2006

dryhump the CPA offer

Testing if an offer converts without setting up detailed keyword-level tracking

CPA Network Affiliate Manager: "Would you like me to place a tracking pixel for the offer?"

Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"

dryhump the CPA offer by JosJ March 12, 2010

Dryhumper 

A dryhumper most likely named daniel morales, will lock himself in his room, dryhumping the fuck out of pillows, carpets, towels, dogs, clam chowders and tetes.

Be very careful with this kind of people because they will dryhump anything that moves.

Girl.. Yo man, are you a dryhumper??

Guy.. Hell no! My name is edward not daniel to be one.

Girl.. Oh yeah sorry

Dryhumper by Garik February 11, 2014