1. Any middle management types who rarely leave their carpeted offices. Generally have no idea how things really get done around the place they work and usually have "big ideas" about workplace improvements that improve nothing and waste untold hours of labor.
2. Any office worker who will do anything they can do to avoid going out onto the production floor among the people who actually get the work done.
2. Any office worker who will do anything they can do to avoid going out onto the production floor among the people who actually get the work done.
Carpet Dweller 1: "We have some ideas for work flow improvements! Should only take about three additional minutes a day!"
Production worker 1: "Three minutes?!? Seriously this will add at least an hour to my day!"
Carpet Dweller 2: "Hey, since you are on your way back out onto the floor, will you take this out to so-and-so? I can't, the hard concrete hurts my knees and I'm right in the middle of updating my FaceBook page? kthanksbye!"
Production worker 1: "Three minutes?!? Seriously this will add at least an hour to my day!"
Carpet Dweller 2: "Hey, since you are on your way back out onto the floor, will you take this out to so-and-so? I can't, the hard concrete hurts my knees and I'm right in the middle of updating my FaceBook page? kthanksbye!"
by anonymostlydrunk September 28, 2009
A socially inept person who dwells on the internet because he doesn't have much to do in real life. They often hang out with other internet dwellers in online forums, message boards and other social networking websites, creating many diverse communities.
Not to be used to describe a person who simply browses the internet a lot, as internet dwellers also tend to stay away from the more mainstream social networking sites and only browse the more obscure corners of the internet, like what a real-life dweller would do.
Not to be used to describe a person who simply browses the internet a lot, as internet dwellers also tend to stay away from the more mainstream social networking sites and only browse the more obscure corners of the internet, like what a real-life dweller would do.
Ben doesn't have a very exciting social life nor is does he have the motivation to try out any hobbies. Therefore, he spends most of his time online as an internet dweller.
by Weedblack September 23, 2018
a derogatory term for a individual that comes from an island, typically from a Caribbean island such as Puerto Rico or the Dominican Republic
by jitnem shaquavion March 5, 2023
A term inside JBMS (Jailbreak motorsport) for someone who is toxic, and spends a lot of time on the roblox game, jailbreak. They’re commonly toxic and spout nonsense, making up excuses for their lack of skill.
by Revolucione November 29, 2021
A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."
Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003
by Sonny Jiim November 7, 2007
Someone or a group of people, possibly a family that spend all their time in the garage with the door open for the world to see. They meet others, eat, drink, entertain, socialize, hang out, smoke cigs and generally live in the garage. Cars are not allowed in the garage and the garage dweller can be seen standing in the open garage area at all hours. There is usually a fridge in the garage and most food is ordered and delivered to the garage. There is a larger structure attached to the garage that is of no use to the garage dweller.
by Kevin C. Chiappone February 9, 2006