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dweitzel 

(v): to flatulate frequently in one’s cubicle and office surrounding. Usually heightened following consumption of Mexican cuisine.

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Dweitzelitis (n): a disorder involving increased level of flatulence in a cubicle or an enclosed office space. Dweitzelitis can be caused by increased consumption of Mexican foods.
Call Dr. Drew to learn about other symptoms or for treatment.
While in the board meeting, Billy thought that he had to dweitzel, but defecated instead. His colleagues had berated him mercilessly.

Although he acted as though nothing had happened, Steven had been dweitzeling all day.
dweitzel by Joellie & Kim June 2, 2006
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used commonly after the word "hah!" means lol that was hilarious or to add affect on the word. also spoken by lax bros along with floseidon.
vannie: dude look at that kids face

brianna: HAH deizel

vannie: hahahah way to be bro
deizel by vk123 January 16, 2011
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n. insulting nickname for someone who has a goofy name or nickname. origin: Dweezel Zappa, Frank's ridiculously named kid
Yo Pierpont! Yeah, you, dweezel! Where 'd you cop that pod anyway?
dweezel by galcoolest July 4, 2005
A term used for referring to a cute animal, mostly a dog or cat.
Aww.. Deizel.
Deizel by Expresser August 21, 2016
A person who is musically talented, can beat match any type of musical style, has a dope sense of style, very attractive, and has amazing rhythm that is perfect for sexual performances.

Can also be used as a verb.
Now he is a deizel (n)

That beefed up dj is the opposite of a deizel(n)

He just deizeled that beat.
Deizel by purpledub13 September 20, 2012
someone who is known to be untrustworthy, a person who is a liar and manipulative, a shady person
Be careful around that guy, he's a total dweazel.
dweazel by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
A person who lacks in athletic abilities,has an extremely small penis,and girls find him utterly repulsive.
guy 1:your such a deizel
guy 2:fuck you!
Deizel by dgsuksbigballs May 6, 2011