When one takes the whole day to relax in the comfort of a duvet, whilst beating their meat and two veg.
"I persuaded my boss that I was ill, so I took a duvet day. I'm going to use the sick pay to buy more lube"
by Mr Birdseye June 21, 2007
Staying wrapped up in your duvet all day as there's nothing elese to do/or you deserve to do nothing as ya knackered.
by Psammead May 10, 2011
Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!
Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again
by Not a pillow prince October 22, 2023
by Background January 24, 2023
The act of a man cumming inside of a woman's vagina while she is on her period and having the mix of blood and cum drip onto the bed spread.
Suzie was pretty excited over her new comforter, but when I gave her the Crimson Duvet she got pissed and said I ruined it.
by Tall and Long March 22, 2018
Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.
Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.
As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.
As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)
Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!
Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,
Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)
Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!
Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!
Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,
Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)
Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!
by penske_file May 28, 2014
by Bamberful December 21, 2010