dutch blindness

This happens to to a person who is giving a man a blow job upside down. The testicles fit snuggly into the eye sockets creating dutch blindness.

Are you seeing Greg tonight?

No, I never see Greg any more.

Oh, why? have you 2 split up?

No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'

-Hysterical laughing-

by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 20, 2020