dusty monkey

Doing a really old black chick in the vagina. Also a reference to a prize on Fantasy Factory.

Did you hear? Jeremy got a dusty monkey with Queen Latifah last night.

by sneakyrat April 27, 2009

dusty monkey

a dusty monkey is a really bad prize or gift you reciece at a holiday/competion/birthday...etc.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.

Person 1-How was your birthday?

Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.

Person 1-Dude that sucks.

by YOURATOILET June 15, 2010