The happiest person alive, smart, loving and tender. A smile that could melt your heart, with a mind that can teach and intrigue you. He can convince you to live life and experience new and exciting things. that you are beautiful as every person around you. He is mysterious, while intriguing with intellect and articulation in all the thoughts and words he speaks. He is the perfect lover tender and knows a woman's body and can please a woman physically as well as emotionally.
by Xandar Crown February 3, 2010
Duncaan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncaan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncaan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncaan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
Superman: I wish i was Duncaan.
Stupid asshole motherfucker: Duncaan is a fag!
Superman: *Rocks the stupid asshole motherfucker's shit*
Stupid asshole motherfucker: Duncaan is a fag!
Superman: *Rocks the stupid asshole motherfucker's shit*
by Lucas Song September 27, 2022