Top Definition
1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.
1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"
by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

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