Durex Baby 

A child born from the use of a failed Durex condom i.e. breakage.

My daughter is a Durex baby.

Durex Baby by Mikeytitt May 2, 2008

Durexecution 

The act of fucking a girl using a Durex condom. Preferably not in the butt.

Joe: You meet up with Corinne last night?
Jeremiah: Oh yeah! Straight Durexecution.
Joe: Nice

Durexecution by Asscrack Nobama May 18, 2011

durex 

One of the world's leading condom brands.

Quote: Mike the Cool Person from The Young Ones: "A hundred and seventy five pounds worth of durex please."

durex by The Bodom Beach pervert April 30, 2006

durex 

Durex: Because you dont know where she's been.

Dude, do you know where she's been? Better be packing some Durex.

durex by Blaino December 3, 2007

Durex Bunny 

A Durex Bunny is when a male has ejaculated into two separate condoms and then places them on their partners head as if they had bunny ears.

Hi John, can you please grab those used condoms over their and give me a Durex Bunny.

Durex Bunny by Classique64 December 11, 2018

Dirext

v. To direct someone via text messages.

Bonnie: "Do you know how to get here?"

Clyde: "No, I'll need you to dirext me."

Bonnie: "Okay, I'm hanging up."

**buzz buzz**
1 New Message: Bonnie

"Take the next exit on I-5 and turn right at the... etc"

Dirext by buckninety90 January 1, 2012

Durex nigga 

Black guy with XXL penis (durex is XXL condom)

Trey: i live a magnum lifestyle Girl: soo i got a durex nigga

Durex nigga by Sharapstar October 17, 2011