Words used by corporate heavies or upper management "Suits" to confuse, convince, intimidate, or otherwise baffle an office drone or "associate" into compliance. Sentences are riddled with buzzwords. Suit Speak is a kind of capitalist/office version of Orwellian "double speak". Words are made overtly complicated and then sanitized so that unpleasant matters can be discussed and disguised in a "politically correct" falsely optimistic way.
Associate A: "Man, there was a lot of suit speak at that meeting. You think anyone knows we're all going to fired in a week or so?"
Associate B: "What do you mean? I thought we were all being paid to engage in aggressive retraining opportunities so the company can refocus on cost effective outsourcing? I want to be a value oriented thought leader so I can embrace the new partner championed fiscal re-evaluation. That's good, right?"
Associate A: "Dude! Use your head... Get your resume ready."
dude speak: a code word/adjective that can be used in the describing a woman who is being bitchy for no apparent reason.
Carl: Dude, Sally's being so arbitchary. I told her she looked hot in those jeans and she told me to fuck off.
Mark: Maybe she's sick of you in general.
Carl: I wonder why?
Mark: Maybe cuz you told everyone at work that you hooked up with her last weekend.
Carl: I think shes being arbitchary.
arising at club or similar scenemore...
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
Found living in mountain towns, these ski and snowboard burnouts live to ride and speak in a language of their own..."Dude, bro, did you check out the sick pow pow back on chair 8? I'm totally gonna shred the gnar!".
A dude-a-bro rides all day, parties all night and will try anything crazy on or off the mountain. A dude-a-bro never turns down a dare and will freely rehash their experiences with those they meet.
I just rode the lift up with some crazy dude-a-bro who skiied off the roof of our condo!
A typing language similar to hacker speak where you replace normal letters with their innacurate and altogether fucked up counter parts. Often used in conjunction with Caps Speak, where every second letter is capitalized (example LoL tAhT iS SoOoOoO kYuElL). Unendingly irritating and pointless since you can type out what you're trying to say with regular uncapitalized letters faster and with greater understanding of their meaning.
A typical MSN conversation:
"Dude, don't use AOL speak..."
|6.||speak to that|
"Speak to that": Usually asked as a question, does one have carnal knowledge of another. Synomymous with "Have you taped that?"
Dude, she's hot. Can you speak to that?
noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.
Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!