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fingered up the duckpond 

popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.

Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.
Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond
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duck pond 

Man, i fucked her duck pond hard last night!
duck pond by Betsy November 27, 2003

duck pond simulator 

One of strong Bad's computer programs. See: taking_a_break.exe
run "Duck_pond.exe"

Strong Bad

Duck Pond 

Duck Pond is the accumulation of liquids both male and female running down the shaft of the penis over the balls over the asshole that accumulate under a guys ass during sex with a girl on top (cowgirl).
Alyssa was riding me in my roomates bed last night and you should have seen the Duck Pond after we got off the bed. AKA - "the wet spot"
Duck Pond by SaAnything July 20, 2009

duck pond 

bustin one in a girls belly button
after pulling out, i made a duck pond on the girl.
duck pond by Anonymous April 30, 2003

dirty duck pond 

Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.
dirty duck pond by Broncogal September 23, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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