douchenaut 

The term for a person who is a mix between a douche and an astronaut.

One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not contain them and they probe the outer reaches of the douche-galaxy

"Ted was being a douchenaut at the party last night when he pulled his dick out."

"Look at that douchenaut playing hacky-sack."

douchenaut by Nicholas the What April 22, 2008

Descheneaux 

A name that is french. The name is a proud french name. The family mostly lives in New England in a region in the U.S. and parts of Canada The people with this name are proud people.

"Here comes Descheneaux coming to work on the farm."

Descheneaux by lizardman4567 February 10, 2022

duchene

A creepy man with a hairy chest who grabs women in inappropriate places on the dance floor.

I felt violated last night at the club when I was groped by a duchene.

duchene by Seamus O'Tool January 3, 2009

Addisen duchene 

The most beautiful sexy women to ever walk this planet

You’ll never find a girl as perfect as addisen duchene

Addisen duchene by Datrealahniqqa May 3, 2022

Duchesneau 

The biggest and loudest fart you have ever done.

Hey man i just let loose a duchesneau.

Duchesneau by Da Manz September 4, 2009

Mark Duchene 

Perfect imperfect. Yes, this guy will refuse to put in any effort first but, if you among to get anywhere near close to one, boy you are special. One of a kind, kind of guy. Never there when you need him, yet worth sticking around for. Always cancelling on you but, making it up each time. He may not be the smartest when it comes to common sense but, boy can he learn things and work hard. be careful with this guy, if you get too close it could take years to finally adjust without him. But he is surely worth it. Owning the biggest smile in the world. Yes, a little hard to get emotions out of and a bit oblivious. Take care of him, if you are one of the lucky best friends to a Mark Duchene.

I am so annoyed and can't decide what to do about this really close friend of mine.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.

Mark Duchene by Supergay101 October 12, 2018

Mark Duchene 

Perfect imperfect. Yes, this guy will refuse to put in any effort first but, if you among to get anywhere near close to one, boy you are special. One of a kind, kind of guy. Never there when you need him, yet worth sticking around for. Always cancelling on you but, making it up each time. He may not be the smartest when it comes to common sense but, boy can he learn things and work hard. be careful with this guy, if you get too close it could take years to finally adjust without him. But he is surely worth it. Owning the biggest smile in the world. Yes, a little hard to get emotions out of and a bit oblivious. Take care of him, if you are one of the lucky best friends to a Mark Duchene.

I am so annoyed and can't decide what to do about this really close friend of mine.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.

Mark Duchene by Supergay101 October 12, 2018