dtd
literally: Dumber than dirt.
Used as a response to tl;dr or Teal Deer
Writer #1: Blah blah blah... 300 words later...
Writer#2: tl;dr
Writer # 2: because you're dtd!
by meanroy August 05, 2005
dtd
Drunk Till Dawn
Drunk Till Death
I do DTD!
Or,
Jamie - DTD
or the DTD crew.
by Joanna Donaghue September 24, 2007
DTD
Down Team is Down. This itself is an abbreviation of the phrase "A team that will go down, will go down." Originated from an infamous quote made by a Korean baseball manager.
The Boston Red Sox and the New York Mets are prime examples of DTD in baseball.

Oh look, the Red Sox are DTDing again.
by mydoctor93 February 29, 2012
DTD
Down to Drink
I was dtd last night but no one wanted to join me.

Everyone was dtd so we went to the store and bought some booze.
by luckyzm October 21, 2010
DTD
an acronym meaning "dicked to death"
dying due to being dicked down (having sex)

code word for a slut, whore, etc.
girl- "im gonna die of peter"
boy- "shes gonna be dicked to death"

a slutty girl walks by..
boy- "caution: DTD!"
by BrittBranChels July 09, 2009
DTD
DTD stands for 'Down The Drain' and is the antonym of FTW.
Person 1: People at uni suck
Person 2: I agree man, uni peeps DTD
by tralfamadore May 20, 2012
A Deepthroat Disaster - The act of a male/female performing the sexual act of a blowjob (sucking a male's penis) and it going horribly wrong
First founded by a number of students in Norfolk

Such as:

The male or female choking on the cock and throwing up
Causing bleeding of the throat due to thrusting to hard
Passing out due to lack of oxygen

First founded by a number of students in Norfolk
Daniel Denney: Oh my god are you alright now, last night you had such a DT D.

Lewis Hooley: Yeah i guess, but my throat is killing me, hopefully no more DT D's will happen anytime soon i threw up everywhere !
by TJONESHOOLEYDENNEY April 26, 2011
dtd
day time drunk
gunna be so dtd at school tomorrow
by lamppostington February 15, 2012

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