dry hole

When a woman finds a man unattractive and therefore can not get wet down stairs.

My friend Eric, the dry hole, is a big turn off to women

by Josh and Jordan September 15, 2006

dry hole

Forced sodomy without lubricant. Most likely used in male-on-male rape'

Poor Jeremy. He didn't beat anybody up on his first day in prison and ended up getting dry holed on the laundry room floor.

by Alfred91 October 30, 2013

dry hole

Where you wipe your ass so many times that your bunghole basically feels like crust.

Joe: I was taking a fatty crap and I had some wet slop. I wiped my ass so many times I got a dry hole.
Nick: Again?

by Mike Shmakov September 3, 2004

Dry Butt Hole

A dry, hairy, crusty butthole

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butt hole

by Some rando out there January 8, 2022