Dry Land Turd

When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.

Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd

by olive man July 2, 2015

dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".

"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"

by olive man July 1, 2015