A fart that you think is going to be silent but more closely resembles a quartet of trumpets saluting the arrival of the King back from the crusades. Similar to your drunk Uncle Mike trying to whisper something at Thanksgivnig dinner about the $2 hooker that he purchased earlier in the week but he says it so loud even your Great Grandma can hear.
by Pat "The Barber" Beefcake January 28, 2008