The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.
Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!
Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.
Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.
by SpaceCowboys January 18, 2010