| 1. | drop pecker | ||
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The act of hitting a home run in a baseball game topped off by pimping it out of the batters box to home plate as if it were a no-doubter all the way. I drop pecker like a boss.
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| 2. | Pecker Pudding | ||
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Same as sperm, seamen, cock snot, snake spit, worm slime, baby batter, pearl drops, boner barf and tonsil white wash. Man, she choked it so hard she got a face full of pecker pudding.
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| 3. | dribbley dong whip | ||
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Generally an act of affection. A dribbley dong whip is when a man finishes urinating, and instead of shaking off the last few drops (or dribbles), the man dong whips (AKA cock slap, mushroom stamp, etc) his significant other with the remaining urine. After enjoying a long and blissfull piss, Mark looked on at his beautifull bride laying peacefully in the bedroom, and decides she is worthy of a much deserved dribbley dong whip.
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| 4. | Choc Board | ||
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This is a type of sexual innuendo joke such as the dirty sanchez or the blumpkin. This one requires the work of two ppl, usually a female and then a male. The female has to eat some beans, mexican food, or anything that will give her diarrhea. Then you must find a nice diner with a full glass window where people are seated to eat. The girl then drops her pants and pushes her butt against the glass and sprays diarrhea all over the glass. The male follows up by writing disgusting messages in the poo with his pecker for the diners inside, thus you've created a choc board. Person 1: "So what did you do to those assholes that entered that diner?"
Person 2: "O, well I told them what was up on the choc board". |
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| 5. | magnum dong | ||
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A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease. As a pickup line:
<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman> "Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong." As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". |
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