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Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004
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drivers license

- Dude did you hear that new song Drivers License ??

- Yea bro, ngl i cried.

drivers license

this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.
david: hey how are you?
julie: drivers license.
david: let me give you a hug then
drivers license by owoitsquack February 25, 2021

drivers license

a song that describes the drama going on between olivia rodrigo, joshuah basset, and sabrina carpenter. olivia and joshua were rumored to have dated and joshua flirted with sabrina carpenter. in the song olivia says your probably with that blonde girl, and sabrina is blonde!
im crying over the song “drivers license” by olivia rodrigo. im having a drivers license situation right now.
drivers license by drivers license January 11, 2021

drivers license

the masterpiece of a song by olivia rodrigo. in zed song she subtly shades her rumored ex, joshua basset.
“have you heard drivers license by olivia rodrigo? shit goes crazy.”
drivers license by tired toe cramp January 10, 2021

utah drivers 

A disastrous combination of distracted parents, confused country folk, overly cautious grandparents, and sexually repressed teenagers.
Typical Utah drivers:

People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.

A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.

An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…

A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
utah drivers by I grew up here December 5, 2013

Sunday drivers 

1. Uselessly slow drivers
2. Loyal or devout McKevitt Trucking drivers
Sunday drivers by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005