Dressage 

The best equestrian discipline. Everyone who rides horses does dressage to some degree, even if they refuse to admit it.

Essentially is like ballet on horseback. (but much cooler)

A: Heyyyy isn't dressage cool? *Dance horse, dance!*
B: No, not really.

Dressage by Elessar266 November 16, 2006

Dressage 

Ballet for horses.... the most refined and difficult horse riding out there... great to watch. If dressage was cheap and easy, it would be called western

A: so i went to a dressage show this weekend. Those horses are amazing!

Dressage by seriouslyrita October 27, 2008

Dressage Queen 

1) Someone who tries to mow you down with thier horse in the warm up ring.

2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.

A: Man, her browband was glittering so much it spooked that horse and caused a pile-up!

B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)

Dressage Queen by Elessar266 November 16, 2006

dressage walk 

to drunk to work straight so you walk leg over leg

have 10 beers in an hour you will be doing the dressage walk

dressage walk by dat85crd November 17, 2009

Dressaging 

The act of doing dressage.

"Hey, are you dressaging today?"

Dressaging by dressageenthusiast1 March 21, 2023

Dressage 

Prancing around the living room naked

Margaret was practicing dressage for Nathan and the windows were open, *gasp*

Dressage by thatguywhoisawesome August 29, 2012

to pull a dressguard

Stop trading for any reason in the stock market.

# Dressguard Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

…to pull a dressguard

Hey guys, what does that mean???
# K Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

remember you said you stopped trading a few months ago? :P

to pull a dressguard by dressguard September 19, 2009