draw an ace

When the act of drawing wadded tissue across the anus results in a clean sheet.

It took Roderick three wipes before he drew an ace.

draw an ace by Mr. Brownstone March 15, 2004

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Draw an Ace

To wipe the arse after a shit very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is shit free. To ensure the anus is completely free of poo after a dump.

I am fastidious regarding my anal hygeine. I always ensure I draw an Ace after taking a shit.

Draw an Ace by Baulchy666 December 22, 2008

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