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Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.
P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.
You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

Dragon Faced 

To be extremely drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, crunk, sloshed, hammered, tippsy, or alcoholized.

When you are so out of it because of alcohol that your cheeks turn red, vision is blurry, and you think you are so tough you can spit fire!
I was so Dragon Faced last night that if fought Chuck Norris for some fat chick.
Dragon Faced by WVU48 September 19, 2012

Dragonface08

the 3rd best person in the world and the second-best YouTuber
it's the third-best person in the world, Dragonface08
Dragonface08 by coolwhip223 February 7, 2020

Dragonfarce 

What real power metal fans call Dragonforce, reason being that they are merely a cheap imitation of good power metal bands such as Sonata Arctica, HammerFall,Stratovarius
Poser at Firewind concert: Duuude! This is almost as good as that Dragonforce concert I went to last week!

Real power metal fan: Oh, you mean Dragonfarce? My dog has more talent than those weenies!