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Downward Dog 

The sexual position most recommended for women who are suffering from Plantar Fasciitis. To get into this position, the woman should stand upright, then lean over forward until she must catch herself with her hands on the floor in front of her. This puts her entry way at an approximate 30 degree angle to her lover. Her lover then does his duty, and does his very best. This also happens to be the most ergonomically correct position for Shocker insertion. Also See - shocker. One may also make a "ruff ruff" noise as intercourse takes place, giving it a true "dog" feel.
Lady Madoline was very horny, but her plantar fasciitis was acting up, so she opted for the Downward Dog, and it was nice. Quite nice.
Downward Dog by Steven the Man June 12, 2013
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Reverse downward dog 

Similar position of a reverse crunch. Allows maximum level of insertion AND engages your abdominals. This position is also for when you're feeling a little experimental and when you wanna work out.
Last night me and the homie tried reverse downward dog. Great cool down after hitting legs bro. Who needs to train abs when you can do the reverse downward dog!

one handed diagonal downward dog 

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

downward dog 

a sex position used for when your fucking your dog
tyler was using downward dog last night
downward dog by shekby October 20, 2019

Downward Dog 

Which He/She does a Downward Dog And He/She Farts On His/Her Face.
Bob Couldn’t Get Out of the Way But He Farted On Gorky Melmacian.
If Flo can do downward dog for a few.
Downward Dog by MayDayMeh June 18, 2018

Downward dog 

When one man slaps his penis repeatedly on another mans belly whilst the second man strokes the other mans nipples.
Rob and Shavak did the downward dog last night
Downward dog by RobertRemi February 9, 2020

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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