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Downedest mother fucker

(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .
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Robert Downey Jr 

A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Robert Downey Jr is well known for the line, "What do you mean, you people?"
Robert Downey Jr by Kirk Lazarus October 16, 2008
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downeast 

where the lobsters run like antelope
gonna go downeast fuh some chowdah
downeast by Meghan Frederick November 15, 2006

fixer-downer 

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.
Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008

Robert Downey Jr. 

One of the most talented, versatile and admirable (not to mention badass) actors of our time. Has persistently displayed witty performances alongside depth and variation throughout his impressive career.

Best known for his films Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Chaplin, Tropic Thunder, Sherlock Holmes and (wait for it) the upcoming Avengers...can't wait!!

Also known for his impressive strength & recovery from drug use, and even for his charm and attractiveness (looking pretty good for being in his 40s).

Downingtown East FanFic 

Probably one of the edgiest, most disgusting, and most hilarious things to come out of Downingtown East High School. Written by two unknown 10th graders in October of 2017, the Fan fiction is about multiple teachers and Papa John. The fanfic is written as a parody of the Bible, starting off with the creation of the universe, promptly followed by various other stories written by different "Apostles." One main focus of the fanfic is Ms. L-------, a teacher that is almost universally hated by her students for her teaching methods. Most people see the writers as either gods on earth, or some of the most disgusting and depraved humans in the school.

One of the two creators was caught with the fan fiction on their district monitored Google Drive and was subsequently suspended for two days. By the time they returned from their suspension, the fan fiction had already been copied and shared with what felt like hundreds of people around the school. The spread of this fucking awful fan fiction seems to be mainly because of someone who had got hold of the fanfic early and read it allowed in the Band Locker-room.

And now for an excerpt from the Fan Fiction so those unacquainted with its contents will be able to understand how disgusting it is.

"He then felt another tentacle slide in behind him, its slime acting as a lube to relax Papa’s loose anus. This tentacle then began to move out, and back in as Papa screamed in pain and pleasure. “It hurts so much,” he said, “But I love it.”
Boy 1: Have you read the new chapter someone added to the Downingtown East FanFic?
Boy 2: I haven't, and I don't think I want to...
Boy 1: You do you, but if you want to read it with me you can find me in the bathroom vomiting.

Gabe Downing 

A Gabe Downing is a tall, perfect, and sweet hunk of a guy.Gabe Downings are so kind and beautiful. If you have a Gabe Downing in your school, he is the most popular person in your school. They aren't always the best athletes, but they make up for it in intelligence, character, kindness, and definitely looks. A Gabe Downing is that dreamy perfect guy who comes around once in a lifetime.
Girl 1: Look at that perfect sexy guy, too bad we are just friends...
Girl2: What a Gabe Downing!