| 1. | dover college | ||
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a prep school in dover, good on a friday night.
the eight bells, the key store, the smoking area and the best kebab are a few places you can find the students. the nicest place in the world. the smoking area has changed a lot but there are still the original ones, behind the sports hall. round by the public toilets at town leave. the kent block steps. behind ict and of course by the river in town. god bless you d.c. DOVER COLLEGE dover college where else would i rather be? ay
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| 2. | wesley college | ||
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A small safety school in Dover, DE. Students are pretty much from preppy midatlantic stock, unable to get into UD, Rutgers, Villanova, Penn State or Maryland Student One: I'm going to Wesley College! I'm glad I didn't get into anywhere else. The other schools are too big anyway.
Student Two: Looks like I'm going to Wesley College. I guess it's better than no college at all. |
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| 3. | Dover, ma | ||
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dover is a very rich, very white, very small suburb of boston where all of the boys play lax and smoke alot of pot and all of the girls do coke so they can stay thin enough to fit into their 500 dollar jeans every day. the girls are generally huge bitches but are hot enough to get away with it, and the boys wear only polo and vinyard vines but claim to be straight. all of these kids are really preppy and really stuck up. the high school is public, but it might as well be private because it has about a 99.9999% college acceptance rate and sends an unproportionate number of kids to ivy league school every year. even the houses that arent the size of hotels are worth millions of dollars because the town is located the perfect distance from the city. most peopel who live in dover have summer houses on the cape or in nantucket. dover, ma is notorious for breeding sexy blonde girls
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| 4. | Dover, MA | ||
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A small, white, suburban town right outside of Boston. Dover is one of the wealthiest towns in MA, and has the best (or very close to the best) school system. Although located in a VERY liberal area, Dover is one of the more conservative towns in MA, probably because there is so much money. Yes some of the kids in Dover are stuck-up, spoiled brats, and yes many of them do get "daddys credit card" to spend on expensive clothing and cocaine....but not all of them. Although they all seem to fall into the highest tax bracket, many people from Dover are very generous (a very high percentage donate some of their income to charity), and seem laid-back and friendly. Kids at DSHS tend to go to very colleges (not going to college is not an option), and turn into successful adults. And I can't stress this enough...Dover is known for SMOKING HOT blonde girls. I drove past Dover, MA the other day, not much out there, but it looks nice.
My cousin Madison lives in Dover, MA. |
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| 5. | death | ||
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An irrevesible cessation of life. A BOY AND A PRIEST ARE INSIDE A CONFESSION BOX... BOY: father, i think i'm dead. PRIEST: no my dear child, death awaits you not. BOY: i believe it has come already. PRIEST: boy! what makes you speak such unholy words? BOY: coz i just got into Dover College. PRIEST: oh! that makes it worse. Some underlevelled individuals may spell or pronounce it as "DEAF", but that is a different word altogether, with no correlation at all. |
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| 6. | Sternberged | ||
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Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you. Named for Dr Richard Sternberg. I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.
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| 7. | kyke | ||
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a misspelling of "kike" used by anti-semites who are too ignorant to know how to spell their own slur. dude, my daddy totally calls Jews kykes, let's say it all the time and be bad-ass. Cool dude, how do you spell it? I dunno man, only stupid jewwies who go to college and have jobs and contribute to society and fight for justice and equality for all human beings know how to do things like spell.
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