a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.
BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.
FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..
BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!
FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..
BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!
by the doughnut man, who are you? April 4, 2009
by john fisherman (AKA FBF) April 17, 2008
The act of taking a ferret or weasel and shaping it into a doughnut shape and fucking the center of the animal.
by Jnolz November 7, 2010
A deviant homosexual practice involving at least one enormously fat man in which the fat man's partner inserts his penis into the cavernous belly button of the fat man and has sex until ejaculation. If the partener elects not to lick the semen from the belly button, the fat man now has a "glazed doughnut hole" which he can share with others.
Hey Kev, I'm going down to the buffet to see if I find a fat fuck for a little doughnut holing, you interested in cleaning up the glaze?
by zeppelinboy September 1, 2005
The act of putting cocaine on a finger and then sticking said finger into ones own or another person's asshole
by BPS5 January 18, 2012
The act of your asshole clamping down on a seat so tightly From fear that a hole is made in the seat
by MC-SJ April 17, 2011
To achieve the funds from the city necessary to build the new soccer fields, the community activist will need to give the mayor an entire box of city hall glazed doughnut holes.
by Generic Kate October 30, 2014