Doofus
A very weird and stupid person
Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020
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Dufus Moronicus
Dufus Moronicus by chitsb January 9, 2009
Doofus Comedy
Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.
I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010
Dofuwani
Dofuwani is the ship name for One Piece antagonists Crocodile and Doflamingo. The only ship that the writer himself seems to ship as well.
Two villains being fabulous together. Doflamingo is a god and his god is Crocodile, together they make Dofuwani.
Synonyms: perfection, OTP, True Love
Two villains being fabulous together. Doflamingo is a god and his god is Crocodile, together they make Dofuwani.
Synonyms: perfection, OTP, True Love
P1: Dofuwani is cute
P2 (who is Doflamingo in a wig): OF GOURSE ITS CUTE, YOU SEE THIS SEKSI BEAST?! (HOLDS UP PICTURE OF CROCODILE) THIS MAN WITH TONS OF CAKE AND BOOTIFUL MOOBS?! THIS MY HUSBAND!
Two evil people being gay together= Dofuwani.
P1: I’m looking for perfection.
P2: do you mean Dofuwani?
P2 (who is Doflamingo in a wig): OF GOURSE ITS CUTE, YOU SEE THIS SEKSI BEAST?! (HOLDS UP PICTURE OF CROCODILE) THIS MAN WITH TONS OF CAKE AND BOOTIFUL MOOBS?! THIS MY HUSBAND!
Two evil people being gay together= Dofuwani.
P1: I’m looking for perfection.
P2: do you mean Dofuwani?
Dofuwani by Moviestarintraining March 13, 2021
dufuzi
The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.
The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.
dufuzi by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018
donfuckery
A play on "Tomfoolery" replacing "Tom" with "Don" from Donald Trump and "foolery" with "fuckery" as defined by Urban Dictionary.
I'm tired of all this donfuckery; just be reasonable.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.
donfuckery by WTFGuy2020 November 3, 2020