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A guy who does not know how to act around girls. He constantly makes rude comments that don't fully classify him as a "douche," but take him out of the running for being an all-around great guy. A douchschmuck is the most frustrating form of a douche because he needs his own classification.
He's such a douchschmuck!
by martinichikas March 09, 2010