Douchester 

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.

Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.

Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010

doucheosterone 

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

doucheosterone by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

Douchmonster 

One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..

Man Jorge your such a douchmonster!!!!!!

Douchmonster by Mukluck May 6, 2011

Top Fuel Douchester 

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.

-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

Top Fuel Douchester by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011

douch meister 

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

douch meister by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

douchemaster 

one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches

October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES

"F&^%N A-ROD! What a douchemaster."

douchemaster by Grampa foam May 13, 2005

douchemeister 

A person in a position of power that is both incompitent and a total asshole. He/She blames you for there mistakes, but there is nothing you can do about it because they're your boss.

My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!

Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!

douchemeister by thejuggernautbitch!!!!!!!! August 6, 2009