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douchelord 

1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
that guy is one douchelord
douchelord by Nev October 29, 2004

Douchelord 

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.
His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.
Douchelord by thebeckster February 7, 2010

doucherod 

the act of applying douchery from a distance using a douchebag on a stick/rod.
man this fucker put a gun to my dome and made me use a doucherod on this fat bitch!
doucherod by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004

douchelord 

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.
Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!
douchelord by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011
A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.
That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.
douchtard by hhopper August 18, 2008
greg is a fucking douchtard
douchtard by lmfao June 24, 2003