Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

Douchestain 

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.

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Douchestain by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

douche station 

a place where a woman (who is being a cunt) goes to clean out her vagina

"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"

douche station by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009

Douchertation 

A long-winded, multi-paragraph, hate-filled, homophobic, bigoted, racist, sexist, etc. comment or post on one's facebook wall.

I blocked my cousin because I was sick of douchertations.

Douchertation by Wheezhigs June 17, 2016

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

Douchecation by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

douche station 

A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.

Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!

douche station by Skirish April 13, 2011

douchestination 

A place where douchebags/"bros" tend to congregate.

"I used to love this bar, but ever since it was featured on Food Network it's become a total douchestination."

douchestination by Lucy Lulu February 12, 2012