Douchefreude

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."

Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.

Douchefreude by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

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douchetributor

When the word douche is not suitable anymore and said person has reached a level of douchebagness that is off the charts by distributing large amounts of they're douchebaggery

Jake is the biggest douchetributor in the southwest region

douchetributor by Darth werewolf February 25, 2011

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doucherie

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

doucherie by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010

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doucheherder

(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.

That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.

doucheherder by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013