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a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.
you are being a doucheeater right now!
by bearjewib July 13, 2010
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one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche
my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night
by Joe faggot lover August 29, 2008
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