1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.
1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010
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