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I cant believe how lame you are, your such a douche nut.
by T-Mase December 12, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"
Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!
by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A person or thing who is a complete ass-clown with a smeiner/deeto and has no life and is a dick-smack.
Frank is a fucking douche nuts because he wouldn't give me a ride to Tom and Mike's mom's house.
by One Eyed Jack July 12, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.
What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!
by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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