Top Definition
a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.
That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin
by homer d. poe November 11, 2007
some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff
Jay Warren is a major douchemuffin
by fagh8er December 11, 2004
1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.
1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.
by Adam Carey August 23, 2006
same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness
Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin
by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 14, 2012
a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag
Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.
by Geekslady February 13, 2011
his names greg.
and hes a douchemuffin.
henryetta; who tha fuck is that yo

joseph; thats greg

henryetta; oh hes a total douchemuffin FOR SURE.
by henryettaIMAGIRL August 07, 2009
when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin
"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."
by bencarper November 09, 2007
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