douche caboose 

A group of douche bags that can be found walking behind a group of attractive women, usually as they enter a nightclub.

"Hey, look at those sorostitutes that just came in. Let's buy them a round of shots!" "Nope.. there's the douche caboose."

douche caboose by Cullen S October 23, 2007

Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)

"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

Douche Canoosh by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019

Douche caboose 

A unessecarily large camping trailer or fifth wheel, preferably a toy hauler, driven by an asshat in a lifted diesel truck.

Looks like Ryan is taking his new douche caboose up into the hills for the weekend.

Douche caboose by Alberta Strong November 18, 2016

Douche Caboose 

A women with an amazing ass that is acting like a douche bag.

"Elizabeth you are such a douche caboose."

Douche Caboose by PooJew May 5, 2009

Douche Caboose 

The brother of the girl you with.

Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?

Douche Caboose by Ajudichop April 24, 2021

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

Douchecanoe by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

Douchecano 

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.

Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano

Douchecano by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011