good derogitory term when referring to your ex or other insigificant morons you have to deal with in your life.
Dad's such a douche poop. He dropped his dog off and hasn't come to pick her up for a week. What a douche poop!
by Tessa Jane September 13, 2005
A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.
by Poopdouchebish July 3, 2019