A person, who infact, hammers the douche
Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.
King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.
Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.
Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass
That guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.
What a douchehammer.
A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.
Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-