Someone who has tendencies of extreme but unanticipated douchebaggery. Such douchebaggery is often associated with immoral or highly objectionable actions. A douchebans is typically 6'5" in stature, wears silver chains, and wears notorious B.I.G. t-shirts. Often smokes low quality cigars.
Douchebans: Dude, I just stole an old lady's iPod!
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!
Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!
Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.
by avecsllers April 9, 2011