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Or, douché. Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.
Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douchay."
by BryanNixon123 September 13, 2008