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one who is fat, lazy, happens to be a complete idiot, and can not work hard to save his life. he probably has been beat up in school by a girl and cried about it for a really long time. he smells like shit 24/7. he poops a lot at work.

dossman is also referred to having to take a shit.
man i just took a really stinky dossman.
by Amanda Huggin-Kiss August 11, 2011

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